Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Hockey Love Child

He's the son of a former puck bunny living in Toronto who today finds himself wrestling with the dilemma of coming forward and facing a Canadian sports icon now that he's realized...

"I AM DON CHERRY'S LOVE CHILD
"I should have figured it out sooner. It certainly explained my love for the Boston Bruins and my appreciation for high-collared shirts and grandiloquent suits. I had always thought it was a desperate cry for attention. I never had a real father-figure in my life."
"So what do you say, dad? Do you think we could play catch someday, or maybe just pass a puck around?"
I think everyone will join me in wishing Don and his boy all the best.


.... HA!

1 comment:

br. t. said...

For those who may not know "The Toque" which this Don Cherry article came from is Canada's leading satire and humor magazine.