Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Hockey Love Child

He's the son of a former puck bunny living in Toronto who today finds himself wrestling with the dilemma of coming forward and facing a Canadian sports icon now that he's realized...

"I should have figured it out sooner. It certainly explained my love for the Boston Bruins and my appreciation for high-collared shirts and grandiloquent suits. I had always thought it was a desperate cry for attention. I never had a real father-figure in my life."
"So what do you say, dad? Do you think we could play catch someday, or maybe just pass a puck around?"
I think everyone will join me in wishing Don and his boy all the best.

.... HA!

1 comment:

br. t. said...

For those who may not know "The Toque" which this Don Cherry article came from is Canada's leading satire and humor magazine.