Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Blue Jackets vs Bug Brawl

Columbus loses one-sided fight... badly

The Blue Jackets this past week were savagely blind-sided by a unprovoked attack that emptied the benches... and the locker room. Players literally had the s#@t kicked out of them during this vicious assault.
About three-quarters of the 39-man roster complained of fever, aches and pains, headache, dizziness and upset stomachs last weekend. Because of the number of sick players, the dressing room was closed Monday.
It was ugly for awhile but the Blue Jackets brought in enforcers with disinfectants and order was soon restored. All the injured are expected to recover.

Bug Vows Revenge.

Hey, if your in need of a little chuckle to pick yourself up try this one out. It worked for me. Remember, a chuckle or two a day keeps the doctor away.

Just another public service I try to provide around here.

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