Here's some other gifts Santa should consider for NHLer's.
For the Philadelphia Flyers, Santa has a little something special. Day parole.Brillant, what a wonderful gift for Sean Avery... and it's something that we all could enjoy. A twofer.
For the Phoenix Coyotes, a few people out in the desert who actually give a damn.
For Marc Crawford, a new hobby. You know, for when he gets his ass canned.
For Rick Tocchet, an all-expense paid trip to Vegas.
For Sean Avery, a mute button.